I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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