oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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