is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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