we have officially lost it.
I wish I only lived at night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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