We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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