i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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