I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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