please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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