he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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