actually, I'm a sock model
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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