I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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