Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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