"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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