I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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