Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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