hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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