I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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