Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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