Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All I want is dick and wine.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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