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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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