if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
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i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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