i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i wish my penis had a tongue
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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