Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize