the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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