and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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