I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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