Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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