How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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