my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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