i jhust puked up my retainher.
kristin has been a bad kristin
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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