You really coming over, don't trick.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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