The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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