drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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