It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This is the high leading the old right now
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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