He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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