Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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