i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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