Non-Jews are for practice
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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