The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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