White coat. Heels.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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