I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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