she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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