Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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