What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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