one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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