Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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