Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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