There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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