the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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