The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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